English funny jokes

Funny Jokes 1. Conversation Husband and Wife Wife: Had you taken your lunch? Husband : Had you taken your lunch? Wife : I am asking you . Husband : I am asking you. Wife : Are you copying me? Husband : Are you copying me? Wife : Let's go for shopping. Husband : Yes I had taken my lunch. 2. A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Sir, would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student : Good, because I haven't done my homework. 3. Conversation between patient and doctor M an : Is there any wa...